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The Salisbury EP

by Andy the Doorbum

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Handsomeness is simple, its the key. You talk too much for your expertise. You do your laundry, you don't need the quarters. A little tremble when you get your orders. You got your war ship, now get the paddle. Let's see you take those good looks into a battle. You better watch out. Send your condescending glance at me. I perfected mine to suit my needs. Climbing the gutter to get a better view. Your bedroom is lit up like an open venue. Neither has the right. Not you nor your stalker. You'll come to terms with it when old, in a walker. Singing the 'age has robbed my beauty' song. Look, oh, just look where your good looks have gone. Time to realize where the moral has gotten to. Look, oh, just look where your good looks have gotten you... You better watch out.
Breakfast 03:17
(Prove to me you are a warrior And I will shower your Army with nerve toxins. Prove to me you are a predator in instinct And I will find you a small tribe to bring you worship. And then to some distant shore I will ask you to take this tribe and this army, and storm it. And should you not, I would ask my own eight cannibal societies, that they might rush upon you with blades and sharpened teeth. And if it be so, if it be a marking carved in a tree, I will have three wives and outlive them all. And long after the seeds are planted and the women are buried, I'll take my white hair out for a hunt everyday at four in the morning. And if it be so, if a kill should come up, Well, then it too will be buried, not eaten...) Naturally occurring forest fires should be allowed to burn. Have you ever tried it? Naturally occurring forest fires should be allowed to burn. Maybe I'll prescribe it. Naturally, we should not be afraid of fire When we'd be dead without the sun. Naturally occurring forest fires should be allowed to burn. And I think that I'm one.
The train is moving much, much slower Slower than I am. I'd tell you that I won't regret it But I would be lying. The tension adds up, now somebody's getting evicted. I spent the last of all my money So now I will smoke it. Does Paris feel good in the summer? Right now I should be in New Orleans. The cloud is a roll, sky is butter. And you hang my head over water. The train's on a bridge we are crossing. Imagine, but I still don't see it. I'm falling off. I do not feel it. But still I know its realer than Hell. I tried to navigate unsurpassable darkness. Once it is lit, if you burn it, watch your step. I went to swim in the gulf of the Mexican. Or so I thought, wants combating what I got. Tales in the sand, the road warriors of Baja. Why aren't I there? Why am I not? Why isn't it moving north Maybe half way, to meet me. Like a good friend. Like a kind, fine, sweet, nice friend. Until the end... So it begins... And someday I'll be rich But I don't know what it means To be happy, happy, happy. Zit between my shoulder blades I know what it means To be happy, happy, happy. Tosses you a nugget that you better believe. You say "I know, I know, I know." Sharpened cartilage point and it is cherishing me As a rhino, rhino, rhino. Rhinoceros... I heard you're going extinct. Like the Florida Panther and its hide that's still soaking in my American kitchen sink. Rhino, rhino, rhino, rhinoceros. You're a pretty blue. Like the tiger they caught on a lonely east U.S. mountain. Let's prey to whoever or whatever, That it escaped from a zoo. I'm ratting out my accomplices Because they deserve it. And we have fire for a reason So let's fucking burn it. I saw you tamper with my torches So I will release you To the custody of dying machines. The kerosene heater.


This is an Out of Print EP release by Andy the Doorbum. Super Rare!


released August 30, 2008

Written, Recorded, and Performed by Andy the Doorbum.


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Andy the Doorbum

Andy the Doorbum has been writing and recording his own music since he was 9 years old.
His discography ranges from eccentric lo-fi caterwauling to lush self-recorded pieces described as "filling a darkening void with a pitch black effort." All of this is done with the goal of finding the beauty in the ugly reality of the world. Growth from upheaval. Art for survival. Creativity or extinction. ... more

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