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Kiss of a Human Crocodile

from Art is Shit by Andy the Doorbum

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The seventeenth track off the 3rd Andy the Doorbum full length "Art is Shit"


Open up the medicine chest
And empty out your rations.
Sometimes it takes double the dose
To keep from feeling awkward.

The Fifteen year old maid is pregnant.
He promised her that he'd marry her if his wife somehow died...
And as her doctor her carried out her abortion as she sat there, still.
His wife became conveniently ill.

Open up the medicine chest, Edward Pritchard.
Her mother's coming to nurse her to health.
You better make her sick, too.
And before long they'll both be dead.
You'll have the coffin unscrewed so you can kiss the lips you poisoned.

You'll be the last man publicly hanged in your country and one hundred thousand people will be there for your last breath...
So, open up the medicine chest.


from Art is Shit, released April 10, 2009
Written and Recorded by Andy the Doorbum.
Mary Mo sang a traditional opera song outro.
Andy the Doorbum played everything else & sang.


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Andy the Doorbum

Andy the Doorbum has been writing and recording his own music since he was 9 years old.
His discography ranges from eccentric lo-fi caterwauling to lush self-recorded pieces described as "filling a darkening void with a pitch black effort." All of this is done with the goal of finding the beauty in the ugly reality of the world. Growth from upheaval. Art for survival. Creativity or extinction. ... more

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