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The thirteenth track off the first Andy the Doorbum full length "The Doorbooth Album (You're Going Crazy, And I'm Coming With You)"


About face for the spatula addicts, they finally have it.
You’ll be a reject, so throw me a ladder, it’s time for ascension!

My ex-lover is the best artist I’ve ever known.
She made me the finest painting that I’ve ever owned.

God bless the preacher show, but what about the buffalo?
And do your ears hang low, or is that just your stereo?
Keep it all above the belt, just make it a fatal blow.
There is a gash on my thumb I did not know was there.
I felt no pain even though my blood leaked everywhere.

When you confuse the touch, glorious-
Words will come out your teeth, lose a leg to sentimental mush.

A golden palace is calling the starving and their starving gut,
To hop the walls to find a suitable donor and light ‘em up.
Tell me where you want to go, and I’ll let you through.
‘Cause if you got a virgin sew you’re as good as new.

If I asked you to hold my hand while I got the chair..
I wonder if you would die or just get standing hairs.

‘Cause there are only two paintings accompanying me in my keep.
Both photo static copies that look just as good, but they’re twice as fucking cheap.
By the way, that’s a good thing.

When you confuse the touch, glorious-
Words will come out your teeth, lose a leg to sentimental mush.



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Andy the Doorbum

Andy the Doorbum has been writing and recording his own music since he was 9 years old.
His discography ranges from eccentric lo-fi caterwauling to lush self-recorded pieces described as "filling a darkening void with a pitch black effort." All of this is done with the goal of finding the beauty in the ugly reality of the world. Growth from upheaval. Art for survival. Creativity or extinction. ... more

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