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The Dutch Response: 1568

from Art is Shit by Andy the Doorbum

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The sixteenth track off the 3rd Andy the Doorbum full length "Art is Shit"


Call in the Sea Beggars.
An answer to your inquiry.
Every priest they caught, they ate his heart.

Bless this food, Lord.
Strip the prisoners clothes.
Make him straddle that rope
And they will pull it back and forth.

All hail the Sea Beggars.
In response to torture
Every monk they caught, they tied them up.
Used them as human bumpers.

Bless this ship, Lord.
Whenever she runs ashore
Well, that's what the bodies are for
Tied to the side to protect the hull.


from Art is Shit, released April 10, 2009
Written, Recorded, and Performed by Andy the Doorbum.


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Andy the Doorbum

Andy the Doorbum has been writing and recording his own music since he was 9 years old.
His discography ranges from eccentric lo-fi caterwauling to lush self-recorded pieces described as "filling a darkening void with a pitch black effort." All of this is done with the goal of finding the beauty in the ugly reality of the world. Growth from upheaval. Art for survival. Creativity or extinction. ... more

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